Mar 27, 2023

I’m thinking about what to drink tonight. While we pretend to be students, we’re making up aliases, desiring more flying squirrel friends, aspiring to own a warm hearth, perverting thine eyes, tee-hee’ing with Jeane, fantasizing about taking classes, admiring a wad of hair on a man, immediately blowing our cover...

Mar 20, 2023

For us, the forest and village are one. As that unification increases our power, we’re mistaking Elza’s identity, looking to get stronger by beating ass, busting up a puzzle, recruiting another gardener, accusing Tony of being a dirt fetishist, upgrading from house to tent, entering the jam vs butter...

Mar 13, 2023

I AM NOT A TOOL FOR FIGHTING. After a four month break, we’re strategically firing Fitcher, buying fried tacos in bulk, becoming toasty, fantasizing about a sauna, installing a kitchen, measuring bird weather, losing a foot race because we didn’t escape enough times, playing that cursed bowl dice game, further...

Mar 6, 2023

Your lies won’t save you this time. In search of salvation, we’re meeting a buff dogman, allowing Fitcher to get his ass whipped, brandishing the Bright Shield Rune, meeting the plenipotentiary, forgetting to eat dinner, considering the plight of the Winger, chasing Chaco through raw sewage, finding Sid behind a...