Nov 29, 2021

It’s time to play the action movie.  This time we’re following monsters to find Squall, fighting other monsters in jail, suffering exploration monotony, beating a man for his Battle Meter upgrade, improving Squall’s humanity, concocting a ridiculous escape plan, heroically saving Zell, falling down stairs,...

Nov 22, 2021

The dream is dead. On this episode we’re waking up in jail, suffering from dipshit separation syndrome, remaining oblivious to Ward warping, moving cells, kicking Zell, surrendering to a Mean Cop, meeting small monsters, stating an obvious definition, receiving electrocution, using magic in jail, readying missiles...

Nov 15, 2021

Squall is dead. So we’re Laguna. Today we’re talking disc swap technology, taking refuge in a cozy cabin, lying to Ellone about mortal danger, finding solace as a Weird Uncle, boggling the brains of Kiros and Raine, learning Julia’s fate, identifying faeries, showing Kiros around town, finding a curious map,...

Nov 8, 2021

Now that we’re through Disc One and Squall is dead, we’re going to try a little something different by bringing on some persons of lordly caliber to do some high-level recapping and high level bullshitting: Curtis and Karl from the Every F'n FF podcast, purveyors of everything Final Fantasy and staunch defenders of...

Nov 1, 2021

This game is full of idiots and they’re all on our team. Tonight we’re dividing into two teams, referring to our father as That Man, brandishing the Odine Bangle, screaming down Rinoa, evading lockdown, solo confronting Edea, bearing witness to a fascist oration, solving a Resident Evil puzzle, watching a parade,...