Jul 27, 2026

No one in their right mind would go near the place. This explains why we’re climbing a ladder to watch the sunset, aspiring to sail beyond that sunset, debating the moons’ effect on brain chemical water, witnessing a shooting star that is also a moon, god blessing the xylophone, wasting Chris’ time with crystals,...

Jul 20, 2026

People will notice how you behave in certain situations, which is why we’re slandering Nancy Reagan, rifling through our dad’s office, accessing the secret bookshelf, learning how to be a swashbuckler, raiding the emergency supplies, freshening up to reboot the day, yup’n it up, having a Vector-off,...

Jul 13, 2026

If you believe anything that I say, please believe these topics of discussion: stomping in through the dirt door, admiring all of our booty, coming to count and value belts, sliding down the pole, yearning for the home port, turning that bottle upside down, being a good-for-nothing husband, buying crystals from a...

Jul 6, 2026

You don’t have to worry about us, we’re Blue Rogues. Free yourself from your anxieties as we’re disconnecting our sleeves at the elbow, further refining the Codes of the Blue Rogues, telling a lady her name sucks, wearing weirdass clothes, waking up in Solaris, experiencing a concussed vision, connecting...