May 25, 2026

Wouldn’t I be of some help to you? It wouldn’t hurt to listen to us talking about taking party members to new planets, auditioning the fifth friend, “holding space” for a suicide pill, pinning the latest civilizational blight on the Black Energy Wave, rockin’ with Raja, performing the inaugural Sad Battle,...

May 18, 2026

But what use is an invisible planet? It’s not like material planets could aid us in realizing the lore is a Piccolo Situation, sealing off dimensions, returning a secret planet every 1000 years, referencing other ages of heroes, determining who/what has been “born,” refusing to accept reality, realizing our hero...

May 11, 2026

It looks like we’re really free from any problems now. And yet we still find ourselves fondly recalling Syphon Filter, completing phase 2 of the Reshel Revival, confusing asteroids with islands, marveling at fluorescent alien geography, hiding a planet for a thousand years, stirring the hand of darkness toward a...

May 4, 2026

The things we do seem to have consequences all over the place. One day, we will pay for the sins of slaughtering servants, traumatizing the traumatized kids with robots, blowing up mermen, getting behind the circuit, indiscriminately destroying all AI systems, realizing Rune does not acknowledge computer guys, deleting...